Writer's Block

Holy shit do I have writer's block. I have a paper due on Friday and I am attempting to get it done early. I cannot for the life of me seem to get it done. I've now written the opening paragraph seven different times in seven different ways. I still haven't found a thesis statement that comes even close to being able to hold up five pages. AHHHH what the hell is going on. Why can't I seem to write this damn paper. I'm so desperate I'm blogging to try and get the writing part of my head to work. Unfortunately its not working so well. Maybe a good night sleep will make it all go away.